him, we've been in touch with her and she says they got separated on the journey home - but there's nothing to suggest he's hurt or - well, nothing to suggest he's not perfectly OK.' 

Unconvinced, Harry, Ron and Hermione exchanged worried looks. 
'Listen, don't go asking too many questions about Hagrid,' said Sirius hastily, 'it'll just draw even more attention to the fact that he's not back and I know Dumbledore doesn't want that. Hagrid's tough, he'll be OK.' And when they did not appear cheered by this, Sirius added, 'When's your next Hogsmeade weekend, anyway? I was thinking, we got away with the dog dis-guise at the station, didn't we? I thought I could -' 

'NO!' said Harry and Hermione together, very loudly. 
'Sirius, didn't you see the Daily Prophet?' said Hermione anxiously. 
'Oh, that,' said Sirius, grinning, 'they're always guessing where I am, they haven't really got a clue -' 

'Yeah, but we think this time they have,' said Harry. 'Something Malfoy said on the train made us think he knew it was you, and his father was on the platform, Sirius - you know, Lucius Malfoy - so don't come up here, whatever you do. If Malfoy rec-ognises you again -' 

'All right, all right, I've got the point,' said Sirius. He looked most displeased. 'Just an idea, thought you might like to get together.' 

'I would, I just don't want you chucked back in Azkaban!' said Harry. 
There was a pause in which Sirius looked out of the fire at Harry, a crease between his sunken eyes. 
'You're less like your father than I thought,' he said finally, a definite coolness in his voice. The risk would've been what made it fun for James.' 

'Look -' 

'Well, I'd better get going, I can hear Kreacher coming down the stairs,' said Sirius, but Harry was sure he was lying. I'll write to tell you a time I can make it back into the fire, then, shall I? If you can stand to risk it?' 

There was a tiny pop, and the place where Sirius's head had been was flickering flame once more. 


- CHAPTER FIFTEEN - 

The Hogwarts High Inquisitor 

They had expected to have to comb Hermione's Daily Prophet carefully next morning to find the article Percy had men-tioned in his letter. However, the departing delivery owl had barely cleared the top of the milk jug when Hermione let out a huge gasp and flattened the newspaper to reveal a large photograph of Dolores Umbridge, smiling widely and blinking slowly at them from beneath the headline. 

MINISTRY SEEKS EDUCATIONAL REFORM 

DOLORES UMBRIDGE APPOINTED 

FIRST EVER HIGH INQUISITOR 

'Umbridge - "High Inquisitor"?' said Harry darkly, his half-eaten piece of toast slipping from his fingers. 'What does that mean?' Hermione read aloud: 

'In a surprise move last night the Ministry of Magic passed new legislation giving itself an unprecedented level of control at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. 
'"The Minister has been growing uneasy about goings-on at Hogwarts for some time," said junior Assistant to the Minister, Percy Weasley. "He is now responding to concerns voiced by anxious parents, who feel the school may be moving in a direc-tion they do not approve of." 

'This is not the first time in recent weeks that the Minister, Cornelius Fudge, has used new laws to effect improvements at the 

wizarding school. As recently as 30ih August, Educational Decree Number Twenty-two was passed, to ensure that, in the event of the current Headmaster being unable to provide a candidate for a teaching post, the Ministry should select an appro-priate person. '"That's how Dolores Umbridge came to be appointed to the teaching staff at Hogwarts," said Weasley last night. "Dumbledore couldn't find anyone so the Minister put in Umbridge, and of course, she's been an immediate success -"' 

'She's been a WHAT?' said Harry loudly. 'Wait, there's more,' said Hermione grimly. 
'"- an immediate success, totally revolutionising the teaching of Defence Against the Dark Arts and providing the Minister with on-the-ground feedback about what's really happening at Hogwarts." 

'It is this last function that the Ministry has now formalised with the passing of Educational Decree Number Twenty-three, which creates the new position of Hogwarts High Inquisitor. 
'"This is an exciting new phase in the Minister's plan to get to grips with what some are calling the falling standards at Hog-warts," said Weasley. "The Inquisitor will have powers to inspect her fellow educators and make sure that they are coming up to scratch. Professor Umbridge has been offered this position in addition to her own teaching post and we are delighted to say that she has accepted." 

'The Ministry's new moves have received enthusiastic support from parents of students at Hogwarts. 
"T feel much easier in my mind now that I know Dumbledore is being subjected to fair and objective evaluation," said Mr Lucius Malfoy, 4I, speaking from his Wiltshire mansion last night. "Many of us with our children's best interests at heart have been concerned about some of Dumbledore's eccentric decisions in the last few years and are glad to know that the Ministry is keeping an eye on the situation." 

'Among those eccentric decisions are undoubtedly the controversial staff appointments previously described in this news-paper, which have included the employment of werewolf Remus Lupin, half-giant Rubeus Hagrid and delusional ex-Auror, "Mad-Eye" Moody. 
'Rumours abound, of course, that Albus Dumbledore, once Supreme Mugwump of the International Confederation of Wiz-ards and Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, is no longer up to the task of managing the prestigious school of Hogwarts. 
'"I think the appointment of the Inquisitor is a first step towards ensuring that Hogwarts has a headmaster in whom we can all repose our confidence," said a Ministry insider last night. 
'Wizengamot elders Griselda Marchbanks and Tiberius Ogden have resigned in protest at the introduction of the post of In-quisitor to Hogwarts. 
'"Hogwarts is a school, not an outpost of Cornelius Fudge's office," said Madam Marchbanks. "This is a further, disgusting attempt to discredit Albus Dumbledore." 

'(For a full account of Madam Marchbanks's alleged links to . subversive goblin groups, turn to page seventeen.)' 

Hermione finished reading and looked across the table at the other two. 
'So now we know how we ended up with Umbridge! Fudge passed this "Educational Decree" and forced her on us! And now he's given her the power to inspect the other teachers!' Hermione was breathing fast and her eyes were very bright. 'I can't believe this. It's outrageous!' 

'I know it is,' said Harry. He looked down at his right hand, clenched on the table-top, and saw the faint white outline of the words Umbridge had forced him to cut into his skin. 
But a grin was unfurling on Ron's face. 
'What?' said Harry and Hermione together, staring at him. 
'Oh, I can't wait to see McGonagall inspected,' said Ron happily. 'Umbridge won't know what's hit her.' 

'Well, come on,' said Hermione, jumping up, 'we'd better get going, if she's inspecting Binns's class we don't want to be late:' 

But Professor Umbridge was not inspecting their History of Magic lesson, which was just as dull as the previous Monday, nor was she in Snape's dungeon when they arrived for double Potions, where Harry's moonstone essay was handed back to him with a large, spiky black 'D' scrawled in an upper corner. 

'I have awarded you the grades you would have received if you presented this work in your OWL,' said Snape with a smirk, as he swept among them, passing back their homework. This should give you a realistic idea of what to expect in the examina-tion.' 

Snape reached the front of the class and turned on his heel to face them. 
The general standard of this homework was abysmal. Most of you would have failed had this been your examination. I ex-pect to see a great deal more effort for this weeks essay on the various varieties of venom antidotes, or I shall have to start handing out detentions to those dunces who get a 'D'. 

He smirked as Malfoy sniggered and said in a carrying whisper, 'Some people got a "D"? Ha!' 

Harry realised that Hermione was looking sideways to see what grade he had received; he slid his moonstone essay back into his bag as quickly as possible, feeling that he would rather keep that information private. 
Determined not to give Snape an excuse to fail him this lesson, Harry read and reread every line of instructions on the blackboard at least three times before acting on them. His Strengthening Solution was not precisely the clear turquoise shade of Hermione's but it was at least blue rather than pink, like Neville's, and he delivered a flask of it to Snape's desk at the end of the lesson with a feeling of mingled defiance and relief. 
'Well, that wasn't as bad as last week, was it?' said Hermione, as they climbed the steps out of the dungeon and made their way across the Entrance Hall towards lunch. 'And the homework didn't go too badly, either, did it?' 

When neither Ron nor Harry answered, she pressed on, 'I mean, all right, I didn't expect the top grade, not if he's marking to OWL standard, but a pass is quite encouraging at this stage, wouldn't you say?' 

Harry made a non-committal noise in his throat. 
'Of course, a lot can happen between now and the exam, we've got plenty of time to improve, but the grades we're getting now are a sort of baseline, aren't they? Something we can build on:" 

They sat down together at the Gryffmdor table. 
'Obviously, I'd have been thrilled if I'd got an "O" -' 

'Hermione,' said Ron sharply 'if you want to know what grades we got, ask.': -' 

'I don't - I didn't mean - well, if you want to tell me -' 

'I got a "P",' said Ron, ladling soup into his bowl. 'Happy?' 

'Well, that's nothing to be ashamed of,' said Fred, who had just arrived at the table with George and Lee Jordan and was sit-ti